they picked the wrong faggot to fuck with. and im bored so im turning this into a rant.

for those of you that dont know, www.dlist.com, is an “alternative/gay networking site”. when they made their start they were a pornographic alternative to myspace for us homos. blah blah blah, in anycase the site fucking sucks and i only check my profile bout every 3 months when i find myself painfully bored such as right now.

soo… i log in today and i have two emails from dlist themselves. they read as follows…. (and the corasponding pictures and below the message)

EMAIL #1

From:DList
To:piercedboix
Subject:Your picture has been disapproved.
Date:May 27, 2010 9:27:38 PM EDT Hi there,

While we were reviewing your profile photos, we noticed that one of your pictures does not comply with our photo guidelines.

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The photo URL is: http://www.dlist.com/viewmedia.do?mid=1404431

What’s wrong: Your undies/pants/shorts are too tight or revealing.

What we did: We disapproved your photo to prevent it from appearing publicly on the site.

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(this is the photo i uploaded to become a coveted “verified” member)

EMAIL #2

From:DList
To:piercedboix
Subject:Your picture has been disapproved.
Date:May 25, 2010 1:03:21 PM EDT Hi there,

While we were reviewing your profile photos, we noticed that one of your pictures does not comply with our photo guidelines.

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The photo URL is: http://www.dlist.com/viewmedia.do?mid=1403770

What’s wrong: This image contains nudity.

What we did: We disapproved your photo to prevent it from appearing publicly on the site.

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(so this photo of me contains nudity? where? i dont see any cock, balls or ass. do you?)

so what now? theres really no point in emailing them back, im sure it will never get read. so i guess in retaliation ill just upload the image below into my gallery. this images is an advertisement of dlist.com that i had save in my image archives.

have a good day!